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America Songs

Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee

Universe Price Tiers

In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.

First Internet Interaction

To that stranger on the KOOL Tree House chat room, I gotta hand it to you: You were, ultimately, not wrong.

Artemis Quote

Another option: "It is an honor to be the first human to set foot on the moon."

Things You Should Not Do

Now I'm tempted to start telling people that I secretly don't actually know how to do any physics calculations, and so all the answers in What If are based on me actually trying to do the thing and then reporting what happened, but phrased as if it's hypothetical.

Interruption

It's been extra bad ever since my GPS got stuck on Phoebe Judge mode.

Rotation

It's okay, we can just feed the one-pixel image into an AI upscaler and recover the original image, or at least one that's just as cool.

What If? 2 Flowchart

Don't worry, the dogs are all fine. That's actually kind of the problem.

Cursed mRNA Cocktail

Serve one each to guests whose last cursed cocktail was more than 2 months ago.

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